I just ran across this article titled “Spanking To Be Introduced Into The British Legal System” and I knew it just had to be talked about…

In a move that is promised to “shake the British legal system to its very core,” the Government has announced that corporal punishment will be reintroduced.

It’s about time they brought back spanking…

Instead, anyone convicted in Britain will be subject to what has been labeled the “Spanking System”. There will be three levels of punishment that will be implemented based upon the severity of the crime.

* For minor offenses such as shoplifting, burglary and accepting cash for peerages, the punishment will be a slap across the wrists.

* Medium level offenses including armed robbery, child abuse and fraud will be dealt with by a smack on the bottom.

* And the worst offenders such as murderers, drug dealers and people who support David Cameron will be struck three times on the bottom with a cane.

These punishments seem a bit light but it’s a step in the right direction!

For new convicts, spankings will take place in court immediately after trial and will be carried out by specially trained Spanking Officers.

Anyone wishing to become a Spanking Officer should contact the office of the newly appointed Minister for Spanking, Mistress Monica Hardslap, on 0906 7527277 for details on how to join an authorized Spank Camp, or visit her website at www.spankingforjustice.gov.uk.

I’m gonna sign up right away!

If you want to read the full satirical article, you can do so here.